I'm Tootie Girdlesneakers

first, i'm doing good now. it's been a couple of weeks, and the cold has run its course. second, i obviously decided to change the look of my blog...i just took one of the templates they had and revamped it ever so slightly. and i wanted to use this new layout cuz in a lil while, it'll be changed again cuz christine wanted to make me a new layout. yay! get ready for that one ;). third, i wanted to share an email i received from abby...sure, i'm not so thrilled with my name, but i'll answer to tootie ;)

Here is your dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new name.

Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent
it to you, so they know your name. And don't go all 'adult' on me ... my niece's (ok -- somebody else's niece) senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a=poopsie b=lumpy c=buttercup
d=cookie e=crusty f=greasy
g=fluffy h=cheeseball i=chim-chim
j=stinky k=flunky l=bootie
m=pinky n=zippy o=goober
p=doofus q=slimy r=loopy
s=snotty t=tootie u=dorkey
v=queezy w=oprah x=skipper
y=dinky z=zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a=apple b=toilet c=giggle
d=burger e=girdle f=barf
g=lizard h=waffle i=cootie
j=monkey k=potty l=liver
m=banana n=rhino o=bubble
p=hamster q=toad r=gizzard
s=pizza t=gerbil u=chicken
v=pickle w=chuckle x=tofu
y=goat z=stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a=head b=mouth c=face
d=nose e=tush f=breath
g=pants h=shorts i=sneakers
j=honker k=butt l=brains
m=tushie n=biscuits o=hiney
p=chunks q=toes r=buns
s=fanny t=sniffer u=sprinkles
v=kisser w=squirt x=humperdinck
y=brains z=juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your day.

and lastly, i just wanted to thank everyone for a fun filled kinda-spur-of-the-moment weekend. i'm sure we all needed it. special thanks to jay n ryne for letting us crash at their place and topher for driving :D THAAAAAAAAANKS! OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

STUpid. i laab it.
man, what have you guys done to me.
and i don't hate wall street or boiler room. i just don't believe in watching both movies consecutively more than once every two weeks.

;)